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Ozone Hole 64

Ozone and Wisdom

January 11, 2007

Joel Akin

 The Ozone Hole had two problems. First it was big and second it was big. The Ozone Hole was the first problem and the second was that it wasn’t really a hole. After all if the earth is 8,000 miles in width or 24,000 in circumference or 100,000 there was going to be a question. Who owned it? Who made it? Why was it there?

 Now if man made the hole and could prove this to the people of earth then people would think man made it. If they could prove to people that they made the hole then that meant they had a right to fix it. And if in fixing it they had a problem and that was making it bigger then that meant they had another problem. And that was it wasn’t possible to fix a hole by chipping away at it with ozone.

 Ozone is a pollutant but it isn’t the only one. So is O2 and O3. Well, if there is an O1 then it is Ozone. After all if man needs O2 then there is no doubt that he needs O3 as well. And if O1 and O2 are part of the Oxygen cycle then wouldn’t it make sense that O1 and O2 and O3 are all part of the cycle? Now O2 and O1 are part of the first two steps. O1 is the Ozone. O2 is the Oxygen and O3 is the pure air which only a few can breath. Now I’m making up the steps based on three levels of Oxygen. After all if there are two atoms of oxygen to make up good oxygen then one atom might be okay and 3 might be good. But if I’m wrong then scientists will laugh and say he needs to study his basic science because O2 is Oxygen but Ozone is one atom and it also comes in two atoms and three atoms and so on.

 So if I’m playing with knowledge then it is because I don’t study what you have done. I just pray and I ask God what did we do and did we do it wrong. And maybe if I’m a fool so science can laugh then maybe someone will say then I understand. Maybe we threw out ozone because it was used up and became part of the carbon which was in our breath.

 So, if O2 and O1 and O3 are part of the cycle then lets see if we can figure out what happens. Lets say that God created a cycle and wanted someone to ignore what men had written and listen to what He knew. Lets say that His cycle was better so I decided to listen. After all I’m pretty dense when it comes to basic chemistry. Like most kids I had a basic chemistry set but I didn’t do much with it. I think I was able to turn water blue once and that was my gift to science. That ended up down the sink though I think of my Gilbert set of science with some degree of awe still.

 Anyway God will replace that and then some by teaching me real science. If I can listen. Now science is based on three elements. First is L. L is made up of all the el. Second is the A in things. Lets say that A represent the la in law. And that the law of things was the basic element of all matter. Now if L was that which made up el then el would be la and la would be women. Of course that is the way of Wisdom and Wisdom always said “Who cam first. L or La. And La was a woman and the little a was always the beginning. And of course L had to be God and a had to be Wisdom. And then together they made W which signified the Law because death wanted a spot. Now of course we know that it wasn’t death because death didn’t have Wisdom and he needed it so Wisdom, who was the daughter of God said “Lets make a woman.” But God being a man said “No a, let me make a WOMAN.” And of course God did and that was WISDOM and she was a WOMAN. And of Course that was the mother of Wisdom. And so God had a wife but since the little a was always there big Wisdom became the Aunt and she was the sweetest WOMAN or Woman in all the World. And since she was the smartest aunt everyone asked God to make a little creature that had a lot of wisdom. And so God made the ant but few bothered to see how well they prepared for winter and for keeping warm. For they built home after home after home until everyone of their soldiers and everyone of their people had a place of warmth and no one knew it. No one knew they were always busy and always having baby and always keeping happy with food they grew. Some of it was on them and some of it was in them and some of it was under them and some of it was over them. Some was in other chambers and some chambers were for brood and some for food and some for love and some for height and some for mood swings. After all ants liked to climb and they went up to be with people and walked around and looked and sometimes formed food chains. Sometimes they became bugs when they got into the bathroom looking for dead things. And that included skin so the skin of human was good to eat. Like roasted parsley. Which to most of us isn’t the thought you should have to know that is what it tastes like just for ants.

 And of course ants were part of the O2 cycle. They had the ability to transpire and when they did they provided air to men just by living. When they died, and that was after a few weeks for some species or a year for others, they became dead and didn’t take oxygen. They could live in an enclosed glass case for centuries with no air but eventually they would build up with gas because of poop. That would cause a mix of methane and poop. So don’t keep them locked up too much. Let them out because they need fresh air.

 Now if they produced air and yet needed fresh air and if we produced oxygen day and night, which we do also, because humans transpire. And transpire means we put off oxygen, then that means we take it from the air. Now if animals transpire, and they do, then the amount is small. Not much and not enough to live on. Yet it would be the equivalent of a tank of air every year. Maybe 30 minutes worth. And that air that we breath is then in and then out but it goes down to our toes and then it comes back up through our circulation. And then it becomes part of our skin and we then transpire. And it is not expire which is when we breath our last. But it is transpire and that is the part of us that breathes and it inspires our body. And that is part of the L and the L is part of the spirit and the spirit is part of God.

Now there are things that we do that some people say cannot be explained but words are cool and if you can speak you can explain. So let me put it this way. Imagine you were a giant and you wanted a piece of bread. Lets say you needed a way to toast it and if you did that you would need to hold it awful close to a big fire. Lets say the giant was you and you wanted a piece of toast. You put it into a fire and it was hot and dangerous and it was called a toaster.

 Now imagine the toaster is dangerous because most people don’t realize it is built up of electrical parts. And those parts are made up of O. Now O is part of the Oxygen cycle and the Oxygen cycle is part of the purpose for the Ozone. Now lets say it produces Ozone and the Ozone produced is then part of the cycle of the air in the house. Now lets imagine that you have a toast every day. Lets say you have a bunch of toast and it becomes part of the Ozone. Now the Ozone is part of the cycle of the home. And if the home developed a hole in it you might call it a door but you wouldn’t think that suddenly you were going to run out of air. You would think only “The toaster is heating up the house and filling the air with Ozone and we are creating a Greenhouse Effect.”

 Well, if its the dead of winter and you can make that toaster burn day and night you are probably going to fill the air with smoke. So, you let it settle out and believe it or not air does settle down. The air goes down and the particles of smoke vanish and the beeper might go off. But the hole never played any part of a role except keep the air clean.

 Now lets see if we can understand the cycle of the earth because it is designed much better then any house or greenhouse that men make. God put it together and it is part of the story that I am trying to write.

 Now Ozone Holes are everywhere. We breath in Ozone and breath it out. If the holes get bigger sometimes its because they grow up. Well, if we are a child and we become an adult our lungs become bigger. And if we build a house and put in a bigger door then the hole to the outside becomes bigger.

 So lets say that the ozone hole is getting bigger for various reasons. Lets say first the earth is expanding. If we turn to scripture God says that of the increase of His government there shall be no end. Government refers to people and people refer to size. Lets imagine that earth is getting larger because heaven and Heaven are expanding. You would laugh and say we would know that. But lets say it happens in spurts, like the child who spurts up in size. Would we know it if we didn’t have parents there to measure us? So in a way that is a theory. Another idea might be that we are connected to a common thread. And that means if we are part of time and time was part of the Ozone Hole then whatever is on that thread is part of the hole. And if God made things so He could have control then who is there that can separate us from Him? No one. He made us as part of His story and that means the thread may very well be the air and the air might be the meeting place. And if time is here and Time is in the middle and Jesus as Christ bore Time, then who is at the end? Why how about the Holy Spirit? We did mention that. And how about at the very beginning? Why that would be God. Now if God is at the beginning He would want air. If Jesus went to the middle he or He would want air as well. And the same for the Holy Spirit. They would all want to be connected to Air.

 Now if Air is the commonality of this story then it would only seem fit to believe that air is the one part of this story that needs healing.

 So lets say that there was a problem with the Ozone and man had to fix it. Now that is contrary to everything I’ve been saying but we are speaking from mans perspective. They go to the North and South Pole and they try to figure out with science what is happening. No one knows for sure but there are some who have puzzled out it is a layer and that layer is a part of the air and that air is critical to the planet. Thus if there is a hole in the air then that must mean it would have an affect from the sun. And thus if the sun acts up it would affect the earth. That is if there were a hole or not. But if the sun did act up and if the hole were there what would happen if the hole moved over a populated region.

 That would mean that people would die. Things like cancer and things like cataracts and things like heat would go up. Thus some might think it happens but in ways that can’t be measured because the planet seems to be increasing in temperature. Records are going up and not down and the overall temperature is similar but the land temperatures and the ocean temperatures don’t agree.

 So this means that someone is messing with earth and it had to be man. Because you can’t have hot air in one place and hot water in one place and yet it still stays the same. That is unless someone is at the pole and they are making a hole to increase the temperature on earth.

 That would mean that someone has to be man and since man is the only inhabitant of earth there has to be a way to stop it by increasing or decreasing the ozone. Since the ozone is decreasing that means it is bad. The only problem is that the level seems to cycle and that is confusing. So maybe the cycle is naturally produced and man is worried over nothing. So why is there such variance then. Why does the circle get larger? The answer is clear that the circle is getting larger because the ozone hole is increasing. Man isn’t dumb. It is increasing and the ozone is decreasing and the hole of time is getting bigger. And that could mean that this is one of the signs in the heavens spoken of by God.

 Well, we don’t want it to be a sign but then again we don’t want to know that God is on the way home either. After all if God does own a craft, a ship, despite the question of Captain or Admiral Kirk, “What would God need with a spaceship” the answer to that is a loving “He needs a craft to carry all the people who want to come back. Why? Because in all the pictures they come back empty handed. And empty handed people are usually not welcome to earth. After all if people come back empty handed they don’t have anything to offer but they want land. And God could make a million earths if He wanted. He just wants people to know the pictures are wrong. Jesus is not leading the charge and He or he won’t be going to restaurants and charging it to an empty account. He will go to restaurants and he will eat. And he wants to travel and see the world as does God. They are fascinated with earth and the people because they are the people of God. And that might mean little to some but it is the truth. These are people God hasn’t seen and this is their culture and God knows them like the back of His hand but they don’t know Him.

 Its like what I did for years. I became an expert on the Brooks Aqueduct. It became a National and Provincial Historic Site and it was for engineering. Engineers came and spoke to me of it for years and I got better and better and better are talking with them until I could explain it to them. That is the goal and it worked and after awhile there was not any question they asked which I could not answer. It was fun and I loved having the questions tough. Why? Because I learned from them. I came to understand things and even if I’ve forgotten a lot I could probably still explain the Catenary curve as the perfect point of balance when water enters into a flexible point of space. Well, I think that is what I would say now. Others might have a better curve ball.

 Anyway God is coming back but that is beside the point. I know this that the Ozone Hole has to enlarge but that only means its for a short time while time, Time and T I M E are brought back to Time and then to time. The purpose is to encroach all T I M E into those places of reference. Which believe it or not is the spot at the North Pole where there was war and war became the star of reference which was Polaris. And Polaris was the one part of the Universe that had to bear time more then anywhere else. It had to be near enough to earth to make an impact yet far enough to bear it away. And it became the Little Bear. And the Little Bear is the story of a young girl named Worth and how she came to bear the story in pain and in suffering. She has a story that needs to be written and it is part of the Ozone Hole.

An Ozone Hole isn’t meant to be the proper term for what is at the North Pole. It is called an atomizer. The purpose is to carry up old air and then recycle it using the sun. Air is deliberately moved to the pole and only the North Pole can atomize the air. It is only the North Pole and not the South Pole because the South Pole is a real hole in time. That means it has to be repaired. Now if there is a hole there and it is a hole that is not normal then it is of God. But if it is a hole in time then time is the culprit. That means man is the casualty but not the cause. Now this does seem contrary to previous statements so lets say that man is the cause. If he tries to block the hole he ends up destroying the plug. Now if the plug is the hole then that is the curve which is part of the catenary shape. The catenary shape is the real answer as to the Ozone Hole. It is based on the shape that a level would take if it were perfectly flexible when a weight is suspended upon it. So if the Ozone Hole is based on weight of time then time would be the hole. So lets think of it this way for an engineer.

 You have arrived at earth with advanced technology. You are studying the charts which reflect the passage of air into earth. You understand the system is designed by God and know that most of the systems you have studied bear a resemblance to this one. Something puzzles you because it is the hole at the South. It isn’t moving and it isn’t working and it isn’t doing much of anything. You know most of the hole is bent inward at an empirical angle and that is it is bent at an angle that assumes a perfect sphere is hanging on a level playing field. The angle is bent down like the curve of a sphere inverted on that level. That means there is an obstruction. You don’t see it as a hole you see it as an obstruction.

 Now you know that most holes such as this are inverted in this manner because they are bent down by something that is pressing down on it. In the case of the South Pole you search space until you find a pulse. Now the pulse is bent and that means it is pulsing inward and that means it is carrying a wave of time to earth. This wave is bent over the pole and it is carrying a charge. This inverts the level of the field and it carries a pulse charge of 2. This means that the pulse is bent inward and that means those who try to find the hole can’t. It is carried down into the earth and it is carried into the pole. Thus the two positions of the hole are inner and outer. Thus if those who try to find the position of the pulse are carried into the earth they would find it is bent down all the way to the opposite end of the earth. There is positioned above the Bay which we call Fun or Fundy. Fun is the original name of the bay because it was fun to try and pick out the pulse from the surrounding beat of the planet. It isn’t possible with present day technology but it will be someday.

 Now that means that if the pulse is from one of the planets in the bank of stars near Cassiopea then it might be her home which is sending a greeting to her. This would mean they know exactly where she is located. The only thing they don’t know is that earth is so small that the single pulse bends time down all the way through the earth to a fallen angel who is hearing the voice of her family speak to her in such a way that time is inverted into a passing stream. So it would be a perfect bend in curvature until it reaches the exact center and then it is like an icicle or in the case of an aqueduct probably a stalactite which would have a final sharp point of calcification. And that calcification would be the drip of the water which is burying her day by day by day into the gravel of the river of time. They know it buries her but she is broken still and thus unable to bear the weight of time.

 Now since earth is a special case and since men are worried about the hole at the North and the hole at the South there must be a reason why they are different. Thus this is the purpose of this story to help explain it in such a way that will make sense.

 Now this whole story is about the Ozone Hole and what happened. For if she who is Cassiopea is a giant angel 17 feet tall then time shrank her to only seven feet. She would still have a wing but eventually that would fall off. And if time continues then eventually she’ll lose that nub on her shoulder and she’ll just be a woman. The only angel who fell and became a woman because she didn’t want to miss out on the fun at the end. So God made her a part of the story so she could have fun at a place the people of Canada call the Bay of Fundy. And it is there she watches over people with prayer. And it is there that she carries her thoughts up and down the coast praying that God would watch over people. For she is old but she isn’t dumb. And she knows the power of prayer and she knows that someday she’ll be real to people. And she wants them to know she was there from the beginning so that she could become part of the story of the end.

 Now Cassiopia will someday return to earth as a woman and perhaps have hidden wings so she could fly. But as a 17 foot tall woman she would garner not just respect but perhaps fear or laughter depending on those who saw her. She is pretty for an angel but as a woman she is beautiful. Not that angels are not pretty but they are different. They have bodies designed for angel and thus they are built of love and of dream and of hope. And they are meant to be angel. But God wanted her to have a dream of love and so He allowed her to become more than an angel and gave her the heart of a woman. Because she prayed and because she cared for people. And because she had to bear one spot that no one else could bear. The one place where Sin, who wanted to become Leviathan, thought he heard a beat. And he thought it was God and he thought God might be buried inside the earth. So he set up a bridge across time and he put it there. It went across to a land we’ll call short time and it was the bridge which the Vikings crossed. It became the bridge which people crossed when the worlds were divided. It became a toll bridge and the Prince of Persia set up his headquarters there. It became the land which eventually sank and then was bridged when the people of Wisdom helped rebuild the world. I mention it in passing but someday I’ll write the story of how they did it and what everyone did. For there was not one person who was not involved in rebuilding the world from the time of its division 35,500 plus years ago to the time of Noah. For no one knew the affect it would have and it affected the entire earth for thousands of years in weather squalls and battles over new land. And that meant people of North America were in battles that became forgotten because land rose up and land fell down. And people starved. Not by the hundred or thousand but million. And even if this is hard to believe there were comets and planets that became part of the mix. The sun went crazy for a generation. People died and they found themselves living inside of the beds of giants to survive. That is because giants came to the earth and became part of the diet. Either they were killed or they killed. And there were dwarves and Elves and people called Fer and people of Far who came and tried to destroy the earth more than once. They thought it was the cause of all their problems. And so they went crazy with us because we had a diet of iron and they were allergic to us. So the people of Far gave up and became vegetarians and soon forgot about us.

 Now in a way this is the end of the Ozone Hole. I could write about it for a long time to come but I wanted to end on a positive note and explain the best I can what happened. Much of it sounds unbelievable but those things I’ll share more of in a few chapters yet to come. I want this story to make sense and explain it even if the explanation is hard to accept.

 The world is filled with mystery and the greatest was the Ozone Hole. It will be a mystery until God comes and takes Earth and us and all people with Him into a new earth. It is coming but we have to be willing to leave behind this place. This is the rub because those things we love will still be there. They will look just the same but if you know it then you will miss it. For some things will be better and that means things like pain, suffering, lonliness, and people who are very evil will be left behind. So those who are murderers and people who rape and people who starve children and people who cut off others all the time will be carried to the old earth. There will be millions and many will die because of one thing. God is going to cut off their air.

 Now it might seem cruel but its not the lack of air of which you and I think but that which is of spirit. For Sin is the one spirit who will try to rise up from one of them. So they will take the mark of the beast and it will become the one thing they will put on by choice. They won’t rub it on but they will put it on. They will refuse humanity and refuse to be men and women. And if they refuse they will submit to pain and suffering. They will know they are people they just won’t care. And that is going to be difficult because some of them will remember.

 Now this isn’t meant to be a downer. It isn’t meant to be a sinners lecture. It is meant to be a story of the Ozone Hole. I wrote it with prayer and with love. I wrote it because I realized I was part of the story simply because I asked God to help me find the clue. Why were people dying? Why was Sin here? Why were there people who hated God? Especially when they didn’t know why? People assumed and in the assumption they made an ass of themselves but worse of me. And I didn’t like that. I didn’t want to be a donkey where they had the key to my tale. I wanted that story for myself without second hand or third hand or fourth hand introductions. And that could only mean one person in all time could help me find the answers I was seeking. God.

 And so I went on a journey and it took me throughout time and through the earth and into dream and into sorrow and into a war with a creature I call evil beyond description. You might like him and you might serve him but I will not speak of you but only of it as the most vile, loathsome creature I have ever had the displeasure of meeting. Sin. And it is so vile you have no conception of what it does to you. I know what it did to me and I don’t think it deserves the tender of male or female. It deserves only the harshest wrath that God can bestow on it. And that is my final say on it.

 There will only be one God and one God who breaks Sin down to sin and then sin down to nothing. And if there are people who want it then it will be because they learn nothing from those who have seen evil. We may play with evil but we learn little by giving it a head. And once you put a head on it then it becomes difficult to cut the head off without some people or nation having to bear it. And if you cannot discern Truth from Fiction then you need prayer. For there are many out there who curse America and Israel yet know not that Sin is the rot that knocks at their door from those we would call neighbor. So look to the beam in your own eye because God knows what that rot is.

 Now of the hole at the South Pole those in the Cassiopia system will soon cease their pounding and the hole will vanish. we only need one intake and one outlet. Now of the things God is going to finish including the interlo which is part of the Sampo and the Sampo will be linked to the North. Now the North will remain the North but some people will think the world is changing. One reason is because God wants to move Greenland.

 It was named Greenland because the Viking people wanted people to avoid it. Perhaps it is ironic that it is the closest land mass of such huge size which is under the jurisdiction of the Danish. So we will leave the how and what compensation is given to the people.

 Now some might ask why move a land mass like Greenland and then raise up the land at the North Pole? The answer is Greenland is a plug and it is filling the sea with toxic waste from oil and metals of sin. That might sound fishy but think of this. That land which is moved, which will be like the mountains of Israel that were moved to various parts of the world, will be kept intact. It will be sunk into solid bedrock and the poison will be locked miles beneath the surface. Now that doesn’t sound wise but God has ways of removing it slowly through a process called osmosis. The entire earth will be linked to this system and it will take 100 years but eventually garbage will begin to move down and it will be sorted within the earth and all those things called meteors will begin to rise up because they are of metal.

 Call it a reversal of weight. Weight will rise along with things like salt and things of the earth will begin to sink like soil and clay and silt and plants and things that are dead. Thus the evil that is on earth will be cleansed. Now don’t worry about metal that is toxic. That will be healed. All your garbage will have a place for it. It will be carried by barge on platform ships in locked containers. Some might say it is hard to do but it will be carried to the South Pole and loaded into holes in the Interlo. There it will be changed from dirt and filth and garbage into products of metal and might. It will transform the earth in a time we will call hope. For men will realize this story is true and they will read it because parts of it will become prophetic. And parts of it will become holy. And parts of it will become a dream for the people who are part of it.

 There will be a change in attitude and people will be changed as well once sin is removed. It, sin is the spirit that is being broken. It is being crushed and moved, like rubbish, to the end of time. There it will be processed and recycled because God doesn’t want even it to have no name. He wants it to be called gar and the bage will come later. So think of gar as the fish and Jesus had to bear it up to heaven and it became a word used for Levi and the athon for the time spent in catching it. For it was the needle and someone had to bear the thread and that was Truth. And she bore the thread through story and through time until at the very end there was one man named Death who became the angel called Abaddon. And he had to change because no one else could bear the keys to heaven, hell and all things below except Christ. Now I didn’t say that he was Abaddon only that Abaddon was forced to change.

 All these things are part of other stories which will be written. This is like a synopsis of various stories from various time and time and time and time. For men don’t know it but angels do. That man and men and people lived only a period of six thousand years. And God had to find a way to answer all the questions of all people including the scientists who wanted there to be a simple explanation that they could bear. For though the earth experienced enough to wax old and though God got frustrated with this story it seems He is putting sin to sleep enough that I can write a type of conclusion. For sin went to sleep like a baby and God rocked him all night. Only he wasn’t a baby man or angel but a creature called a gar. A fish with needle like teeth and those teeth were biting, biting, biting. So God needed a rock and that was earth. And so we took on the sting of death and sin took on the spirit of the Angel of Death and we took on the blood of Levi and Levi became an angry man.

 Because I wrote this? I don’t think so. Because sin was a spirit which came from his line. And that line became the line of Christ and Christ had to speak to Levi to stop bearing sin. And so Levi had to become something that all of us bore. And this age bore Levi as a fashion statement and sin was woven into the thread and we sat on it and sat on it and it refused to wear out. Even the old Levi found in ancient ore was found not to wear out but was kept at Levi headquarters for antique Levi.

 Anyway you are probably pressing the button and wishing I would shut up with word games. Its just that if I do you will wish I would continue. So I promised myself a word play and here is the worst.

 There once was a man named me who went to sleep. He really did sleep. He woke and found that all things had changed. They really did. And he found that sin with the big S, not Superman, but SIN, and not Social Insurance Number or Cardinal Sin or any other Sin but the real bad dude, went out and hung himself. Or itself. It went down to the crook in the Brook and found its heart and said “I am a rock.” And it found an ammon which was dead and it said “I am ammon” and “I am nite” and it went into the rock and tried to find a kernel of life. It found none but it carried the rock around with it for a thousand years calling itself Anubis after a place it saw in the far future. That future was ours and it was Ammon and it was Anubis and it was Death and Deth and about a dozen other evil characters. It became the evil which we mocked as fiction. And yet we didn’t know that God had to carry those things into our future. And into our place of life until we human beings fell into every foul spirit you could imagine.

 We didn’t know who was who or what was what or why. We just sat around and cried or laughed or drank or spit or chewed or cussed until there were no people left in all the universe. Because they became filled with sin so they had to play part of the role of earth. And since Christians believed it God had to make it so. Only a few got to believe otherwise and they were other wisely spoken of. Which means God had to teach them they were wrong. That He really did begin six thousand years ago and Christians were always right because they had the Holy Spirit to guide them. And the Holy Spirit said “I am ancient and I am whole.” Well, that is because He had to bear the end of time and that was the start of this who story so we’ll not go there.

 As the man who wrote the story I got to meet spiritually, as in dreams and visions the other characters. Which meant I got zilch as far as proof. No pictures that I could show because no one but me could see what was there but took years of study and imagination to see. And I wasn’t that vain. And I saw things and because I could see things not even NASA could find that had to mean I could prove things. And so God sent a giant fat man to NASA to take control and he lived underneath NASA which only proved one thing. He lived up to his name. Fat Chance. Which goes to prove that Jesus had to find a way to control NASA. And if the man from Mars couldn’t do it then what chance do I have?

 Anyway I went into things I would normally get into trouble but I can blame it all on the bad guy named Sin. So if you hate me then you must be Sin. So I can then say that only Sin wanted the universe to be older then six thousand years. After all the Catholic church recently made it official that the earth could be billions of years old and evolution must be true. And thus God was wrong about the earth being six thousand years old.

 And if God was wrong Christians were wrong which is not possible. Christians don’t get their theology wrong. Just think if Christians were wrong then the rest of us who fight or fake fights or think we fake it ...anyway I lost my train of thought. You can figure it out.

 Now as to the Train in the Temple? I wanted to write a book on the Rapture. I couldn’t because I was fighting Sin. And since Sin was Single like me that meant single people were Sin Gulls. And I was the worst Sin Gull you ever met. Always squawking about things like gar and bage. And God got tired of it so said I could have it all. I have to wait 100 years though for it to appear. And I only get the garbage. So I can’t wait.

 Anyway I had to find ways of starting sentences with words that did not begin with and, now, anyway or in because there were too many beginnings. And God had a way of putting in to in to in until I cried. Well, not with tears but with joy. Because God said there were really women in heaven. Strike that out. Heaven. Because all the women of heaven fell to earth. Oh, wait, Eden was Heaven and Eden was up there and they all fell to earth to. Wait, God was at the beginning but He wanted to go to the end of the story to see how I was doing. But Jesus was he and he was there in there. So I had to speak of him as He sooner or later. So that meant I was losing steam because man still didn’t know I knew all the secrets of the universe. That is because they all came to earth. And since they were there for the finding you just had to look. And since they were written in secret code in the landscape along with the dinosaur bones from space, which also had to be thrown to earth, that meant I was in charge of the garbage. And since Sin and Satan and Lucifer helped create it and they didn’t want to let go they had to go down to hell to help shovel it. And that meant they went back in time to help create it. And to create it you have to stoke it and to stoke it you have to find it. And that meant they were there, just the three of them, trying to imagine “What would it be like if we were three evil gods.” And of course that is the part of the story you fell for. Wait, I wrote it and they were there as the good guys pretending to be good but were really evil. And since they had to live back and forth they fell into the egyptian way of writing and that went into higher glyphs. And I decided to retire before they came and took me away for confusing the universe and telling them this is where we had locked up the garbage. Because everyone wanted it and I had it. Coming to a world near you in only 100 years.

All the best.